Christ on a Cracker

mY FRIEND SHOWED ME A VIDEO H EMADE IN HIGH SCHOOL AND IMF UCKING CRYING

broternia:

*begins breakdancing gently* what’s wrong, son 

my face when people get butthurt about my poetry because it expresses my own personal views and not theirs

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thats-slightly-raven:

thats-slightly-raven:

This random person just asked me to check them out so I did and their blog is literally just filled with posts talking about how Asian they are:

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queefs are infinitely funnier than farts

just sayin’

God dammit, dad
My status on facebook: p-curly is perfect and you should love her
Dad's comment: I love you :-)
Me upon reading comment: GOD DAMMIT DAD YOU DON'T NEED TO AFFIRM MY AFFECTION RIGHT NOW, THIS IS ABOUT CURLY NOT ME GOD
Eroge Recommendations

Since I don’t masturbate, I find eroge extremely amusing. Thus, I play a lot of them. Here are some gems that I’ve been playing recently:

  • Artificial Academy - I actually bought and paid for this one, but I use an English patch. It’s like the sims in a school setting with 50x more sex and murder.
  • Custom AI Droid - Pretty fun! You get your own little customizable robot and she does normal housework and other normal stuff until you fuck her.
  • Monster Girl Quest - SO MUCH FUN! It’s like a parody on old turn-based RPGs. I’ve only played chapter 1 so far, but I highly recommend it.
  • Euphoria - A torture porn visual novel by ClockUp that has more twists than an M. Night Shamalan movie. Not for the faint of heart or stomach.
  • Katawa Shoujo - This game makes me cry but it’s SO GOOD

Here are some I’ve been wanting to try out but my damn computer is trolling me:

  • Custom Maid 3D - Apparently the best eroge out currently. I WANT TO PLAY IT SO BAD HNNNNG
  • @HomeMate - I’m probably going to buy this one if I can find it on Mandarake again. Apparently the best Illusion made eroge.
  • Wakeari - Like Fatal Frame mixed with porn.
Starfire agrees.

Starfire agrees.

My sister just texted me “bolin just hurt his shoulder, calm down”

KORRA’S GOT HIS SHOULDER COVERED FOOL

BUT SHE CAN’T HEAL HIS HEART THAT SHE BROKE!!!

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