exclaimingbastard asked: Autocorrecting fuck to duck is the worst thing. I AM NOT ON DUCK TALES GOD FUCKING DAMMIT.
You understand my plight!!!
shine bright like a michael jones
do they have lights installed in the office or do they just use michael
captainressentiment asked: It's Liz Lemon, not Lisa, just as a heads up.
Autocorrect on my phone is a butt >_
HOW DARE YOU DEFY LEMON
THEY’RE IN GENOSECT COSTUMES
Tumblr User Pizza, Liz Lemon beckons
(Source: teruprince, via captainressentiment)
AU where jade’s never seen a butterfly because her grandpa blew up every single fucking one he saw
So today I found an owl in my backyard disorientated and scared so I wrapped him up in a blanket and rang the vet and his face in his blanket was the cutest thing i cant explain