May 2013
Watchtheflaggirl:
you have no idea how much this pissed me off as a kid
Lunatic goes to open mic night
retrodynamics:
“I heard that last act was so bad it was criminal!”
“so I killed them”
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2 tags
pizzaforpresident:
He starts shouting “How old are you?” “22” “It’s illegal for cyclists under 18 to not where a helmet” “I literally just said I was 22” “Are you a pedestrian or a driver?” “Neither. I’m on a bike?” “You can’t ride on the sidewalks” “There’s no pedestrians and I can’t keep up with 70km/h traffic, I’m riding on the sidewalk. Is it illegal?” “Yes, get on the road” I just rode away...
Friendly reminder that
orderlybunker:
Tumblr will remain independent
Yahoo bought it because Tumblr was getting too expensive
The only thing changing will be the one’s legally owning Tumblr
There will remain absolutely no restrictions on gifs/fics/pictures/edits/porn/terms and conditions
The terms and conditions will remain the same
Tumblr’s options were to shut Tumblr down or get funds
ThE lAyOuT iS nOt...
chaosghost:
stoleyourgirlfriendand:
perrydaplatypus404:
“Rule #1 of Tumblr: Always reblog your crea—”
“This is our site! You must never tell anyone about Tumb—”
“IF YOU DON’T REBLOG THIS, JUST GO AND DELETE YOUR BL—”
“OMG GUYS TUMBLR WAS DOWN AGAIN I SURVIVED THE TUMBLR APOC—”
“OMG NOOOOO YAHOO BOUGHT TUMBLR! GOODBYE EVERYONE WE’RE ALL GONNA DI—”
“BUT IT’S DAVID KARP; HOW CAN...
makkine:
makkine:
Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society
10000bc:
once a long time ago i was happy for like three minutes i think
dreamwithsilverlining:
Okay Les Mis fandom Yahoo just bought tumblr and now that you’ve finally been given your chance to start an actual revolution I swear to god you better not let us down.
friendlypokemonreminders:
Friendly reminder that the line on Jirachi’s belly
is an eye. (◡‿◡✿)
(◕‿◕✿)
leychal:
i cant fucking believe snoop dogg is the new CEO of tumblr
truxtondogyuun:
Wow I can’t believe Kaiba Corporation just bought Tumblr
vivalaausten:
greydelisle:
The kid behind me at Starbucks got way too excited about the last pumpkin muffin….so I ordered it.
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Yahoo bought tumblr.
well I guess that’s okay-
NO IT’S NOT
I CAN’T GO BACK TO DEVIANTART
THEY’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
smilingeridan:
thanks for the suggestion anon this fusion is uNF
ifyouhadwings:
teamniceboyfriends:
IF YOU DON’T SHIP MY OTP I SWEAR TO GOD i’ll be okay with that
YOU DON’T LIKE MY FAVORITE THING, I’M GONNA respect the fact that you have your own taste
lexirose-is-cool:
“HUMAN HANDS ARE SO WEAK”
“DAMMIT how you do this without telekinesis?”
“WHAT IS THIS SENSATION CALLED PAIN”
lixxieb:
artalias:
electronicanonsensica:
Everyone is missing the biggest problem here.
Fuck the ads. Fuck the links. Fuck the email stuff.
Yahoo explicitly forbids pornography and sexually suggestive material on their websites and all affiliates.
That means no more porn on Tumblr.
… God help us all.
I wasn’t bothered by this at first but NOW I AM LIKE NO
stridersquad:
richwhitelesbian:
we need some new and more powerful swears
temperanceriver:
shedisenchants:
shedisenchants:
so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m...
whimsicalspecks:
akitron:
buttlarious:
tumblr is boring today better go check tumblr
#I literally get bored and close tumblr only to reopen tumblr
